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DEVASTATING LOSS: Randi Mahomes, Patrick’s Beloved Mother, Reportedly Passes at 53, Leaving 10 Million Chiefs Fans in Mourning! What Caused Her Sudden Death? Explore the Heartbreaking Truth! Full story below
DEVASTATING LOSS: Randi Mahomes, Patrick’s Beloved Mother, Reportedly Passes at 53, Leaving 10 Million Chiefs Fans in Mourning! What Caused Her Sudden Death? Explore the Heartbreaking Truth! Full story below
DEVASTATING LOSS: Randi Mahomes, Patrick’s Beloved Mother, Reportedly Passes at 53, Leaving 10 Million Chiefs Fans in Mourning! What Caused Her Sudden Death? Explore the Heartbreaking Truth!
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# DEVASTATING LOSS: Randi Mahomes, Patrick’s Beloved Mother, *Reportedly* Passes at 53, Leaving 10 Million Chiefs Fans in Mourning! What Caused Her Sudden “Death”? The Truth Will Shock You!
**Kansas City, MO** — In an absolutely shocking twist that no one saw coming, social media exploded today with *completely unverified* reports claiming that Randi Mahomes — mother of Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes — has “passed away” at the age of 53.
The cause? According to *internet detectives* and *questionably sourced memes*, she allegedly died from a condition known as **Chronic Touchdown Overload Syndrome (CTOS)** — a rare emotional phenomenon triggered by watching your son throw *too many* perfect spirals into the end zone.
> “She just couldn’t handle another Super Bowl ring,” said one fan, tears in their eyes and a Mahomes jersey clutched tightly in their hands. “Her heart was too pure for this level of greatness.”
But as the story picked up traction, something didn’t add up.
**BREAKING UPDATE: She’s not dead. At all. In fact, she’s baking cookies.**
Yes — in an even more shocking development, Randi Mahomes herself took to Instagram Live to *debunk her own death* while holding a tray of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and wearing a shirt that read:
**”Not Dead. Just Tired of Y’all.”**
> “I’m flattered that y’all love me this much,” she said, laughing. “But please stop saying I’m dead every time Patrick scores a touchdown.”
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**The Real Tragedy?**
The only real loss here was the credibility of whoever started the hoax — and the mental health of every Chiefs fan who believed it.
In the meantime, Randi Mahomes remains the undisputed MVP Mom of the NFL, living, thriving, and reportedly yelling “THAT’S MY BABY!” at the TV every time Patrick completes a 40-yard bomb
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