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NEW TRAGEDY: 15 Minutes Ago, William sorrowfully announces to all of England that the royal family has suffered an immense loss, which is…

NEW TRAGEDY: 15 Minutes Ago, William sorrowfully announces to all of England that the royal family has suffered an immense loss, which is…

NEW TRAGEDY: 15 Minutes Ago, William sorrowfully announces to all of England that the royal family has suffered an immense loss, which is…

** NEW TRAGEDY: 15 Minutes Ago, William Sorrowfully Announces to All of England That the Royal Family Has Suffered an Immense Loss, Which Is…**

*July 11, 2025 — London, England*

In a moment that stunned the nation and sent teacups clattering across the country, Prince William emerged from Buckingham Palace just 15 minutes ago with a somber expression and an unexpected announcement: the Royal Family has suffered an immense loss… of **the Queen’s corgi’s diamond-encrusted chew toy**.

Holding back tears, the Prince addressed a crowd of reporters, stating:

> “This isn’t just any toy. It was commissioned by Her Majesty in 1997, hand-carved from the petrified wood of Windsor Forest, and adorned with 73 ethically-sourced diamonds. Its disappearance is… devastating.”

Sources say the chew toy, affectionately known as *Sir Chews-a-Lot*, vanished sometime last night during a highly exclusive royal garden party attended by diplomats, celebrities, and at least one rogue squirrel.

The Queen, though technically retired from public duties, reportedly remains “inconsolable,” pacing the royal gardens with binoculars and a trail of organic dog treats in hopes of luring the toy thief back.

An emergency meeting of the Royal Guard has been called, and Scotland Yard has launched **“Operation Fetch”**, the largest investigation into missing canine accessories in British history.

Meanwhile, conspiracy theories are already emerging online. One user on X (formerly Twitter) speculated that Meghan Markle might have taken the chew toy “for aesthetic purposes.” Another claimed it’s been spotted on eBay under the name “Vintage British Artifact, Lightly Chewed.”

The palace urges the public to remain calm. “We will find Sir Chews-a-Lot,” Prince William said with quiet resolve. “England has weathered worse.”

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